Fish Porn…is it wrong??

by JD on December 11, 2007

Steelhead Kiss

Hey, it’s none of my business what goes on between consenting adults. If the fish was a halfpounder, however….

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JD December 16, 2007 at 4:09 pm

Rod, that is, without question, the funniest damn response I’ve ever seen! Well done!! Rare as Sushi….you’re killing me!!!

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Rod Vin Steel December 12, 2007 at 10:07 pm

Wow! I’m glad to see Joana’s not too shy. Maybe we can get Ashley in on this – Ashley?
For those new to this cinematic curiosity, I’d recommend something softer like the technique oriented Plugging the Tailout with our very own JD (or Jimmy Diggler as he’s know in the industry). While the cold weather and spawned out runbacks rendered the action of this Rod a little slow, you’ll see back bouncing thunder balls and Brad’s Wiggler as previously unwitnessed. And if you’ve never heard fish scream, the subsurface audio is impressive.
For collectors and connoisseurs, go Caribbean. Rare as Sushi features Boogie Ben with his herring sized anchovy giving new meaning to bone fish on this rod bending party cruise. Ben demonstrates some surprising and frankly phenomenal uses of the Boga Grip. This one puts to bed any superstition about bananas on boats.
Southern boys will appreciate Poledancers. Bass king Big Fred dazzles with bucket mouth beauties baring those plus size pectorals. You’ll smell the oysters and scream “Moby”! As a bonus, JD the Jigalo guest stars in some breath holding suspense when he goes noodling for aquatic kitties.
Not recommended would be pencil popping for walleye in Brokeback Browneye.

XXX, ‘Steel Rod’

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wilson December 12, 2007 at 3:50 pm

I hope that’s a san juan worm on his finger and not the steelhead’s blood!

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Joanna December 11, 2007 at 9:51 am

It may be illegal in some states…but also kind of a turn on!

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