Just Say No!
October 9, 2007
I saw this sign in the parking lot at the mouth of Willow Creek, Alaska — about an hour north of Anchorage…kinda says it all, doesn’t it?
It was posted by a company that will rent you a raft so you can get away from the crowds and the cluster f*%# at the mouth. I’m with them — if I want to fish shoulder-to-shoulder with 300 of my not-so-closest friends, I’m sure as hell not going to Alaska to do it. There are plenty of places at home for combat fishing…
Sometimes, it’s just best not to ask…
September 8, 2007
Let’s just say that I get all kinds of folks out on the boat when I’m running guide trips!
That’s one way to do it…
July 24, 2007
If you’re ever in a jam and need to get across the lake — and you got a spare coffee table layin’ around…
Don’t drink & row….
July 10, 2007
Man, that sandbar came outta nowhere…guess maybe I should lay off the sauce a little.
TAUNTING…15-Yard Penalty…Repeat First Down!
June 26, 2007
So, you’re saying there’s a chance…
June 25, 2007
After taking the test, it looks like I have slightly less than a 50-50 chance of making it through a Zombie Apocalypse, which, all things considered, seems like pretty fair odds in such an event…Click the screen below to see how you’d do.
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Says it all…
May 25, 2007
I took this picture of a 6-foot hammerhead shark in the Bahamas. The sign pretty much says it all. However, I might add a little something to the bottom of it like “….so wire leaders are advised.”
Time to face the music
May 3, 2007
There’s a very real threat brewing out there and there’s no way to ignore the truth anymore…the Alaskan permafrost is melting and if we don’t stop it…well…God help us! This may be the most important video you ever watch (warning, what you’re about to see is extremely gruesome and not for the faint of heart!).
125-pound king: New World Record?
April 1, 2007
Aleksei Sidorov (left) and Jacques “Frenchy” Laurent used a K15 Kwikfish to hook this massive Chinook salmon in a river on Ostrov Novrossiysk, an island off the Baltavian coast in the former Soviet Union. The beast tipped the scales to a mind-blowing 125 pounds!
In addition to giant kings, the area is also capable of producing world-record class steelhead as well and is sure to be the next big thing in fishing adventure travel.
Read the entire April Fools story in the April issue of Salmon Trout Steelheader magazine.
Just in time for the Big Game…
February 4, 2007
You know it had to happen…
NFL licensing has found its way into the tackle stores and you can now be the very proud owner of team lures such as this fine 3/8-ounce Chicago Bears spinnerbait — perfect for largemouth bass and coastal reds (ebay item number: 120082647121) or, if you’re a Colts fan, check out the Indy Spinner, which should work well for lakers (the fish, not the basketball team), pike and steelies (ebay item number: 120082967799).
What’s that you say…your team didn’t make it to the Super Bowl? No worries, mate!
